Attention Citizens: Now that the election is upon us, we at the U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment wish to quell any fears about the outcome of today’s election. Both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are highly-qualified, and the nation will … Continue reading
In the wake of the mass shootings in Aurora Colorado, the mainstream media and many politicians are desperately seeking a way to connect the killings to video games. So far they have latched onto the blockbuster hits Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. … Continue reading
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The following document has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you know, Konami recently released Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D for the Nintendo 3DS. Allow me to be clear, gentlemen – this video game is … Continue reading
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The following Department Briefing has been declassified and is now available for public viewing as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, the release of the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut this week prompted me to visit both the White House and … Continue reading
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Attention Citizens: Due to the non-diclosure agreement signed at the start of this weekend’s closed beta test for Funcom’s upcoming MMO, The Secret World, we are unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all. Other, less formal … Continue reading
Attention American citizens. By now, the public should be aware of the shocking scandal brought upon the United States government by the actions of the Secret Service who cavorted with prostitutes while awaiting the President’s arrival in Columbia last week. The scandal … Continue reading
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Attention citizens, we here at the Department of Electronic Entertainment are glad to see that you all enjoyed yourselves with the hands-on play you had with Funcom’s upcoming game The Secret World during the Penny Arcade Expo last week, but please … Continue reading
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The Following Department Briefing has been de-classified as per the Freedom of Information Act and is now available for public viewing: “Agents, by now you should all be aware that the White House has made the existence of the Department … Continue reading
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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, you should all be aware by now that Congressmen Joe Baca and Frank Wolf recently introduced the bill known as H.R.4204 which, if passed, requires … Continue reading
Agents. I’m pleased to inform you all that our efforts to acquire a C130 Gunship for our department have been successful. Unfortunately, the Department of Defense has not allocated us adequate training time on a simulator. However we here at … Continue reading
