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This is a warning for all citizens engaging in online shopping the week of November 28th: “Despite the best efforts of this Department, our attempts to prevent cyber warfare attacks against the electronic gaming industry on Cyber Monday have not … Continue reading
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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I’d like to thank you all for the overtime you’ve put in during the last 72 hours. Without your efforts, I’m certain that the collateral … Continue reading
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The retail apocalypse of Black Friday is almost upon us, and the DoEE is issuing a Civil Unrest Warning for all retail establishments that deal in video games. Citizens are advised to stay at least 100 yards away from any … Continue reading
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This Department briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I regret to inform you that the Nation’s electronic security has been compromised. Last week Gamestop announced that every copy of Batman Arkham City they sell … Continue reading
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It is with regret that the Department of Electronic Entertainment makes this announcement regarding the financial health of the gaming industry: In their most recent financial statement, Activision has confirmed that Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 failed to earn even … Continue reading
The following DoEE Situation Report has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you should all be aware, Bethesda, the publisher of the Elder Scrolls series filed a lawsuit against Swedish developer Mojang over the latter’s use of … Continue reading
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Due to the non-disclosure agreement required for participation in last weekend’s Star Wars: TOR Beta test, this Department is unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all.
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The following transcript has been made public as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Good evening Agents I apologize for bringing you in at this hour, but there has been a development. Even though this year’s installment of the Call … Continue reading
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The following Security Advisory has been released by Department Head Jackson. “While much of the country is justifiably in a panic over the recent confirmation that Grand Theft Auto V exists, the DoEE feels that all law enforcement agency’s must … Continue reading
