Monthly Archives: December 2011

How To Use Your 3DS eShop Gift Card

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By now millions of Americans have discovered shiny new 3DS’s under their Christmas trees, along with gift cards for the Nintendo eShop in their stockings.  The downloadable games purchased through the eShop are non-refundable so it is imperative that new … Continue reading

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Zynga Announces Brokerville

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After an unsuccessful IPO last week, casual game company Zynga has announced a new Facebook game in the hopes that this will raise the company’s standing for potential investors.  The new game, Brokerville lets Zynga fans experience the excitement of investing … Continue reading

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My Xbox Live For iPhone

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The following is a public service notice from the Department of Electronic Entertainment: Fellow citizens, there has been much confusion lately, and far too much misinformation. Allow us to clarify that, despite several recent iphone apps that purport to offer … Continue reading

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Mario Kart 7: Age Rating

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Despite the cartoonish graphics and go-kart gameplay, this game is not for children.  It contains numerous scenes involving violence against women, animals and plant life.  Players are frequently encouraged to assault women, gorillas and mushrooms with fireballs, turtle shells and … Continue reading

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Situation Report: Electronic Arts Is Working With The Iranians

The following DoEE Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom Of Information Act: “Agents, we’ve encountered a worse-case scenario and are initiating the ‘Titan Protocols’.  While we anticipated that Electronic Arts might ally itself with another major game … Continue reading

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