Monthly Archives: March 2012

Bioware Staff Disappointed by Ending of Mass Effect 3 User Review

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Many members of Bioware’s development team have responded negatively to a user review of their most recent game Mass Effect 3, expressing tremendous disappointment in how the review ends.    The review, written by Amazon customer Cane Thomas begins with intriguing, … Continue reading

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Children Of Liberty – Intel Dossier

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Now this is how red-blooded Americans make games, citizens!  America’s greatest enemy is not robots, zombies, Russians or terrorists.  America’s greatest enemy has and always has been the Redcoats.  The entire Second Amendment was written to keep the British from … Continue reading

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Congressmen Wolf and Baca Have Over-stepped Their Authority

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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, you should all be aware by now that Congressmen Joe Baca and Frank Wolf recently introduced the bill known as H.R.4204 which, if passed, requires … Continue reading

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Intel Dossier: Max Payne 3

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The following Intel Dossier has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, a major threat to national security has been neutralized.  The vigilante gunman known as Maximillian Payne has fled the country.  He is believed to be … Continue reading

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Zombie Gunship – iPhone Review

Agents.  I’m pleased to inform you all that our efforts to acquire a C130 Gunship for our department have been successful.  Unfortunately, the Department of Defense has not allocated us adequate training time on a simulator.  However we here at … Continue reading

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Intelligence Dossier – Hands On With Prototype 2

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The following document has been made available to the public as per the Freedom of Information act: “Agents, as many of you are aware, the 2009 sandbox game Prototype by Radical Entertainment proved to be of limited use as a … Continue reading

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We Will Assist Umbrella With “Operation Raccoon City”

The following Department Briefing has been declassified and is now available for public viewing as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I regret to inform you that the Umbrella Corporation recently contacted the White House, seeking federal support for … Continue reading

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