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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you are undoubtedly aware by now, the Department of Homeland Security hired the data-mining company Obscure Technologies to design and implement measures for tracking … Continue reading
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Attention citizens: Due to the non-disclosure agreement signed when entering this weekend’s online beta test for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, we are unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all. Please await further updates from this department.
Attention American citizens. By now, the public should be aware of the shocking scandal brought upon the United States government by the actions of the Secret Service who cavorted with prostitutes while awaiting the President’s arrival in Columbia last week. The scandal … Continue reading
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Bethesda released an image on their twitter account today, accompanied only by the word “Tomorrow”. Special Agent Battersby of the Department of Electronic Entertainment sat down with Bethesda’s Executive Producer and Game Director, Todd Howard for an exclusive interview about the cryptic message:
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Attention citizens, we here at the Department of Electronic Entertainment are glad to see that you all enjoyed yourselves with the hands-on play you had with Funcom’s upcoming game The Secret World during the Penny Arcade Expo last week, but please … Continue reading
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The following Mission Situation Report has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, by now, you should all be aware that on Saturday afternoon, the Department of Electronic Entertainment’s Omega Strike Team was deployed to the Penny … Continue reading
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The following internal memo has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act and is now available to the public: “Agents, please disregard my previous memo regarding “The Only Good Russian”; at the time I had been mislead regarding … Continue reading
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The Following Department Briefing has been de-classified as per the Freedom of Information Act and is now available for public viewing: “Agents, by now you should all be aware that the White House has made the existence of the Department … Continue reading
