Monthly Archives: May 2012

New Video Game Is Not An al-Qaeda Propaganda Plot

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This week Paradox Interactive released a trailer for the new expansion pack to their historical strategy game Crusader Kings II.  The game previously allowed players to wage war against the Muslim world by re-enacting the Crusades, but the newly-announced Sword … Continue reading

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It Is Your Patriotic Duty To Buy This Game

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Previously the Department of Electronic Entertainment reported on the economic value of buying the game Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, but it seems that our warnings went unheeded!  Because America failed to abide by this department’s fiscal guidelines, the state of … Continue reading

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We Have No Comment Regarding The Secret World Beta Test

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Attention Citizens:  Due to the non-diclosure agreement signed at the start of this weekend’s closed beta test for Funcom’s upcoming MMO, The Secret World, we are unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all.  Other, less formal … Continue reading

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Microsoft Unveils $20 Xbox

Last week Microsoft announced that they are releasing a $99 version of their Xbox 360 which requires buyers to commit to pay a $15 per month subscription fee for two years, thus bringing the total amount to $460.  Uninformed consumers immediately … Continue reading

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The Robot Uprising Will Occur Sooner Than Expected

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Attention American citizens:  With today’s release of the first trailer for the new Call of Duty game, we have confirmation that the robot uprising will occur in 2025, several years ahead of previous estimates.  While I emphasize that this game … Continue reading

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