Monthly Archives: June 2012

Five Secrets Every Hardcore Gamer Knows That Could Ruin The Video Game Industry

We here at the Department of Electronic Entertainment possess vast pools of intel about the gaming industry.  We deal with situations every day that would leave most Americans cowering in terror.  But some secrets don’t require a  team of espionage … Continue reading

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This Department Will Take Point In A Reaper Invasion

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The following Department Briefing has been declassified and is now available for public viewing as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, the release of the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut this week prompted me to visit both the White House and … Continue reading

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Why Do People ‘Hate’ IGN?

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Recently IGN ran an article titled “Why Do People ‘Hate’ EA” a hard-hitting, objective work of game journalism and an early contender for the 2013 Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.  This company, this community, this family of journalists at IGN has … Continue reading

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Microsoft Confirms “Smart Fridge” For Xbox

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This week at E3, South Park creator Trey Parker poked fun at Microsoft’s new “Smart Glass” feature for Xbox, calling it a way to “Watch my television, while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device, … Continue reading

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We Cannot Confirm Or Deny The Zombie Virus

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Earlier this week, the Centers for Disease Control officially denied rumors that the recent rise in cannibalistic assaults in America is due to a zombie virus.  In an e-mail to the Huffington Post, agency spokesman David Daigle wrote ”CDC does not know … Continue reading

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