Attention Citizens: Due to the non-diclosure agreement signed at the start of this weekend’s closed beta test for Funcom’s upcoming MMO, The Secret World, we are unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all. Other, less formal agreements prevent us from confirming or denying the existence of the Templars, or Dragons. Of course, our views on the alleged existence of the group known as the Illuminati have already been made clear.
