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This Agency Disavows Any Knowledge Of The Virtuous Mission

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The following document has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you know, Konami recently released Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D for the Nintendo 3DS.  Allow me to be clear, gentlemen – this video game is … Continue reading

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This Department Will Take Point In A Reaper Invasion

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The following Department Briefing has been declassified and is now available for public viewing as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, the release of the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut this week prompted me to visit both the White House and … Continue reading

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Intel Dossier: Max Payne 3

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The following Intel Dossier has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, a major threat to national security has been neutralized.  The vigilante gunman known as Maximillian Payne has fled the country.  He is believed to be … Continue reading

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Zombie Gunship – iPhone Review

Agents.  I’m pleased to inform you all that our efforts to acquire a C130 Gunship for our department have been successful.  Unfortunately, the Department of Defense has not allocated us adequate training time on a simulator.  However we here at … Continue reading

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Intelligence Dossier – Hands On With Prototype 2

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The following document has been made available to the public as per the Freedom of Information act: “Agents, as many of you are aware, the 2009 sandbox game Prototype by Radical Entertainment proved to be of limited use as a … Continue reading

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Electronic Arts To Launch More Games Into Space

Last week, video game publisher Electronic Arts launched copies of their science fiction game Mass Effect 3 into space as part of a promotion for the final installment in that massively popular science fiction trilogy.  Today they announced that they will continue … Continue reading

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Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D – Review

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Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D came out shortly after the 3DS launch and was greeted with mediocre critical response.  Much of the criticism was over the save system (Which wouldn’t let players delete their game) rather than the actual gameplay itself. With the … Continue reading

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Black Friday Casualties Within Acceptable Limits

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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I’d like to thank you all for the overtime you’ve put in during the last 72 hours.  Without your efforts, I’m certain that the collateral … Continue reading

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Parental Advisory Saints Row The Third

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The following Security Advisory has been released by Department Head Jackson. “While much of the country is justifiably in a panic over the recent confirmation that Grand Theft Auto V exists, the DoEE feels that all law enforcement agency’s must … Continue reading

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