Last week Microsoft announced that they are releasing a $99 version of their Xbox 360 which requires buyers to commit to pay a $15 per month subscription fee for two years, thus bringing the total amount to $460. Uninformed consumers immediately … Continue reading
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The following Mission Situation Report has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, by now, you should all be aware that on Saturday afternoon, the Department of Electronic Entertainment’s Omega Strike Team was deployed to the Penny … Continue reading
The following Department Briefing has been declassified and is now available for public viewing as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I regret to inform you that the Umbrella Corporation recently contacted the White House, seeking federal support for … Continue reading
Last week, video game publisher Electronic Arts launched copies of their science fiction game Mass Effect 3 into space as part of a promotion for the final installment in that massively popular science fiction trilogy. Today they announced that they will continue … Continue reading
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By now millions of Americans have discovered shiny new 3DS’s under their Christmas trees, along with gift cards for the Nintendo eShop in their stockings. The downloadable games purchased through the eShop are non-refundable so it is imperative that new … Continue reading
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This is a warning for all citizens engaging in online shopping the week of November 28th: “Despite the best efforts of this Department, our attempts to prevent cyber warfare attacks against the electronic gaming industry on Cyber Monday have not … Continue reading