Author Archives: Department Chief Jackson

About Department Chief Jackson

Department Chief Jackson was instrumental in forming the Department of Electronic Entertainment following the widespread civil unrest which occurred in 2007 during the Mass Effect sex scandal. With over forty years of public service, Chief Jackson knows better than any man the truth of the DoEE motto: “National Defense is no game“.

5 Games From 2011 That Turned Your Kids Into Serial Killers

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The primary purpose of the Department of Electronic Entertainment is protecting America’s youth from inappropriate video game content.  Unfortunately we occasionally miss the ball and several games made it to retail this year which went on to turn America’s youth … Continue reading

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Zynga Announces Brokerville

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After an unsuccessful IPO last week, casual game company Zynga has announced a new Facebook game in the hopes that this will raise the company’s standing for potential investors.  The new game, Brokerville lets Zynga fans experience the excitement of investing … Continue reading

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Situation Report: Electronic Arts Is Working With The Iranians

The following DoEE Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom Of Information Act: “Agents, we’ve encountered a worse-case scenario and are initiating the ‘Titan Protocols’.  While we anticipated that Electronic Arts might ally itself with another major game … Continue reading

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Black Friday Casualties Within Acceptable Limits

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The following Department Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I’d like to thank you all for the overtime you’ve put in during the last 72 hours.  Without your efforts, I’m certain that the collateral … Continue reading

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Industry Sit Rep: Bethesda To File Second Suit Against Mojang

The following DoEE Situation Report has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you should all be aware, Bethesda, the publisher of the Elder Scrolls series filed a lawsuit against Swedish developer Mojang over the latter’s use of … Continue reading

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