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Bioware Staff Disappointed by Ending of Mass Effect 3 User Review

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Many members of Bioware’s development team have responded negatively to a user review of their most recent game Mass Effect 3, expressing tremendous disappointment in how the review ends.    The review, written by Amazon customer Cane Thomas begins with intriguing, … Continue reading

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Zombie Gunship – iPhone Review

Agents.  I’m pleased to inform you all that our efforts to acquire a C130 Gunship for our department have been successful.  Unfortunately, the Department of Defense has not allocated us adequate training time on a simulator.  However we here at … Continue reading

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Fruit Ninja Kinect – Review

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Game designers can debate what separates a “Game” from an “Activity” but whatever your definition of a “Game” is, Fruit Ninja just barely qualifies as a one. It originated as a 99¢ iPhone app in which players swipe their finger across the … Continue reading

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Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D – Review

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Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D came out shortly after the 3DS launch and was greeted with mediocre critical response.  Much of the criticism was over the save system (Which wouldn’t let players delete their game) rather than the actual gameplay itself. With the … Continue reading

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My Xbox Live For iPhone

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The following is a public service notice from the Department of Electronic Entertainment: Fellow citizens, there has been much confusion lately, and far too much misinformation. Allow us to clarify that, despite several recent iphone apps that purport to offer … Continue reading

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Mario Kart 7: Age Rating

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Despite the cartoonish graphics and go-kart gameplay, this game is not for children.  It contains numerous scenes involving violence against women, animals and plant life.  Players are frequently encouraged to assault women, gorillas and mushrooms with fireballs, turtle shells and … Continue reading

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Parental Advisory Saints Row The Third

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The following Security Advisory has been released by Department Head Jackson. “While much of the country is justifiably in a panic over the recent confirmation that Grand Theft Auto V exists, the DoEE feels that all law enforcement agency’s must … Continue reading

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