Category Archives: Security Advisories

Kingdoms Of Amalur Is Good For The Economy

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The mainstream media has always been a bastion of well-informed views on video games, and ABC news demonstrated a keen insight into the impact of video games on the Nation’s financial health when they covered the launch of Kingdoms of … Continue reading

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How To Collect Games For Profit

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We’ve all heard the legends of an NES cartridge that was only made for a Nintendo promotional event, or the old Atari 2600 game that was never mass produced, and now they’re worth thousands of dollars.  If you got your … Continue reading

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5 Games From 2011 That Turned Your Kids Into Serial Killers

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The primary purpose of the Department of Electronic Entertainment is protecting America’s youth from inappropriate video game content.  Unfortunately we occasionally miss the ball and several games made it to retail this year which went on to turn America’s youth … Continue reading

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How To Use Your 3DS eShop Gift Card

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By now millions of Americans have discovered shiny new 3DS’s under their Christmas trees, along with gift cards for the Nintendo eShop in their stockings.  The downloadable games purchased through the eShop are non-refundable so it is imperative that new … Continue reading

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Cyber Monday Anti-Virus Initiatives Have Failed

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This is a warning for all citizens engaging in online shopping the week of November 28th: “Despite the best efforts of this Department, our attempts to prevent cyber warfare attacks against the electronic gaming industry on Cyber Monday have not … Continue reading

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Security Advisory: Thanksgiving 2011

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The retail apocalypse of Black Friday is almost upon us, and the DoEE is issuing a Civil Unrest Warning for all retail establishments that deal in video games.  Citizens are advised to stay at least 100 yards away from any … Continue reading

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Unidentified Parties Sabotage Batman Sales At Gamestop

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This Department briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, I regret to inform you that the Nation’s electronic security has been compromised.  Last week Gamestop announced that every copy of Batman Arkham City they sell … Continue reading

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Industry Sit Rep: Bethesda To File Second Suit Against Mojang

The following DoEE Situation Report has been declassified as per the Freedom of Information Act: “Agents, as you should all be aware, Bethesda, the publisher of the Elder Scrolls series filed a lawsuit against Swedish developer Mojang over the latter’s use of … Continue reading

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Security Advisory – Resident Evil 4 HD

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Attention all citizens.  This is a security advisory from the United States Department of Electronic Entertainment.  Please be aware that this notice is merely a precautionary measure, there is no specific security threat at this time. As Halloween approaches, many … Continue reading

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