We Have No Comment Regarding The Secret World Beta Test

Attention Citizens:  Due to the non-diclosure agreement signed at the start of this weekend’s closed beta test for Funcom’s upcoming MMO, The Secret World, we are unable to confirm or deny that fun was had by all.  Other, less formal agreements prevent us from confirming or denying the existence of the Templars, or Dragons.  Of course, our views on the alleged existence of the group known as the Illuminati have already been made clear.

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About Department Chief Jackson

Department Chief Jackson was instrumental in forming the Department of Electronic Entertainment following the widespread civil unrest which occurred in 2007 during the Mass Effect sex scandal. With over forty years of public service, Chief Jackson knows better than any man the truth of the DoEE motto: “National Defense is no game“.
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